YUCK! Them Stinkers!!
Top ten Stinkers Categories of the Century:
Copyright 2007 Puja Goyal
1. POSTMAN/ WATERWORLD:
Kevin Costner can you stop?? Leaving art films behind Kevin Costner directed, starred, and distributed letters in this tale of post apocalyptic mail service. He also turned into a fish in Waterworld. No one is empathizing with you Kevin. "He has nothing else to do so he delivers posts… the world has ended dude, who you delivering post to?" asks Mahindra
2. BATMAN AND ROBIN:
Is this the best of Batman? TV star George Clooney makes us nauseous as Batman in this horrendous sequel. Uma Thurman and Arnold Schwarzenegger (as Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze) turn in the worst performances. Alicia Silverstone is the worst Bat Girl. Ugh!!
3. BOA VS PYTHON/ COBRA/ ANACONDA:
What's with the movies that make reptiles larger than life? The scariest moments in Anaconda don't come from the phony looking snakes, but from the scene-munching Jon Voight, the group's guide. Mr. Cranky says, "Among other pathetic things, 'Anaconda' contains a performance by Jon Voight that is so awful and full of clichés that thirty years from now, 10-year-old bullies who happen to rent the film will be beating the crap out of Voight's great-grandchildren just for being related to him." Speaking of which, everyone who has seen movies with humongous reptiles are still living in denial.
4. SPICE WORLD/ CROSSROADS:
We’ll tell you what we want, what we really, really want. We don't care what you did, where you went and what Girl Power in Spice World is all about. We do not care if the sullen depressing Britney Spears finds her mother in Crossroads… and how POP Stars live a miserable life. We want our life back!
5. VAN DAMME/ STEVEN SEGAL MOVIES:
Chest-shaven Muscular Belgian midget Jean-Claude Van Damme who can only run around with a flimsy upper garment is not what I had in mind whilst movie- tripping. "Van Damme behaves like an idiot, he is expressionless and fights like a girl… same goes with Steven Segal who has only survived because of a great support cast", RJ Sanjay Das
6. BRIDE AND PREJUDICE:
"Jane Austen must be rolling in her grave!! I hate this movie, what was the director thinking?" RJ Shubha. Bad English, bad Music, sappy and sobbing Aishwarya Rai and ever pesky parents, don't we have enough of it already…
7. HOUSE OF WAX:
Anyone who thought this would be a treat should get mental treatment. "I have heard that there was a large applause when Paris Hilton died in the movie." Bernie (saw the movie, and now lives in denial).
8. ANKLE BITER/ ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES:
AOTKT takes its one funny joke and tells it over and over and over and over and over and over again… "Ankle Biter was the worst movie of my life!! I bought that movie because they showed gory Vampires on the cover, but when the movie started the Vampires turned out to be midgets… who wants to watch midgets?" Manoj (student)
9. SEQUELS of EVIL DEAD/ CHILDS PLAY/ EXORCIST/ FRIDAY THE 13TH/ HALLOWEEN/ BRAINDEAD etc:
If it doesn't work once, follow them up with sequels. Having people drinking vomit, and turning that into a socializing event, also having people cut themselves up for joy, urinate in public, add to this sadistic talking killer dolls with brides and dumb masks. Films like these shouldn't have been made in the first place; and we could have avoided the sequels. Stupid, Filthy, Ugly, Depressing and an utter waste of time and money. Go away, or I'll beat you with a stick!
10. ACE VENTURA - WHEN NATURE CALLS:
Making faces at people is rude, irritating and uncouth; someone should tell Jim Carrey that. This tired and sloppy sequel to the marginally amusing "Ace Ventura Pet Detective" runs out of gas long before Jim Carrey even lands in Africa in search of a rare white bat.
Copyright 2007 Puja Goyal
1. POSTMAN/ WATERWORLD:
Kevin Costner can you stop?? Leaving art films behind Kevin Costner directed, starred, and distributed letters in this tale of post apocalyptic mail service. He also turned into a fish in Waterworld. No one is empathizing with you Kevin. "He has nothing else to do so he delivers posts… the world has ended dude, who you delivering post to?" asks Mahindra2. BATMAN AND ROBIN:
Is this the best of Batman? TV star George Clooney makes us nauseous as Batman in this horrendous sequel. Uma Thurman and Arnold Schwarzenegger (as Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze) turn in the worst performances. Alicia Silverstone is the worst Bat Girl. Ugh!!
3. BOA VS PYTHON/ COBRA/ ANACONDA:
What's with the movies that make reptiles larger than life? The scariest moments in Anaconda don't come from the phony looking snakes, but from the scene-munching Jon Voight, the group's guide. Mr. Cranky says, "Among other pathetic things, 'Anaconda' contains a performance by Jon Voight that is so awful and full of clichés that thirty years from now, 10-year-old bullies who happen to rent the film will be beating the crap out of Voight's great-grandchildren just for being related to him." Speaking of which, everyone who has seen movies with humongous reptiles are still living in denial.4. SPICE WORLD/ CROSSROADS:
We’ll tell you what we want, what we really, really want. We don't care what you did, where you went and what Girl Power in Spice World is all about. We do not care if the sullen depressing Britney Spears finds her mother in Crossroads… and how POP Stars live a miserable life. We want our life back!5. VAN DAMME/ STEVEN SEGAL MOVIES:
Chest-shaven Muscular Belgian midget Jean-Claude Van Damme who can only run around with a flimsy upper garment is not what I had in mind whilst movie- tripping. "Van Damme behaves like an idiot, he is expressionless and fights like a girl… same goes with Steven Segal who has only survived because of a great support cast", RJ Sanjay Das
6. BRIDE AND PREJUDICE:
"Jane Austen must be rolling in her grave!! I hate this movie, what was the director thinking?" RJ Shubha. Bad English, bad Music, sappy and sobbing Aishwarya Rai and ever pesky parents, don't we have enough of it already…
7. HOUSE OF WAX:
Anyone who thought this would be a treat should get mental treatment. "I have heard that there was a large applause when Paris Hilton died in the movie." Bernie (saw the movie, and now lives in denial).
8. ANKLE BITER/ ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES:
AOTKT takes its one funny joke and tells it over and over and over and over and over and over again… "Ankle Biter was the worst movie of my life!! I bought that movie because they showed gory Vampires on the cover, but when the movie started the Vampires turned out to be midgets… who wants to watch midgets?" Manoj (student)
9. SEQUELS of EVIL DEAD/ CHILDS PLAY/ EXORCIST/ FRIDAY THE 13TH/ HALLOWEEN/ BRAINDEAD etc:
If it doesn't work once, follow them up with sequels. Having people drinking vomit, and turning that into a socializing event, also having people cut themselves up for joy, urinate in public, add to this sadistic talking killer dolls with brides and dumb masks. Films like these shouldn't have been made in the first place; and we could have avoided the sequels. Stupid, Filthy, Ugly, Depressing and an utter waste of time and money. Go away, or I'll beat you with a stick!10. ACE VENTURA - WHEN NATURE CALLS:
Making faces at people is rude, irritating and uncouth; someone should tell Jim Carrey that. This tired and sloppy sequel to the marginally amusing "Ace Ventura Pet Detective" runs out of gas long before Jim Carrey even lands in Africa in search of a rare white bat.
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